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Ay, Babay! Miss Shealta is at it AGAIN!

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Thank you ALL so much for such an amazing response to last week’s advice column!! I wouldn’t have been able to do it without Jesus nor myself. It warms my heart and tickles my belly to think that people actually look forward to having me give them advice on life. Stupid Fools.

 

Ay Babay,

So I have an ex who broke up with me 4 years ago and has been in other relationships since. We don’t hang out or talk but we manage to bump into each other every so often and when we do, I can’t but feel like there is a spark still there. We talk and make plans, but he always flakes out. I recently bumped into him again and this time was a bit different, because he asked if he could kiss me. I said yes because I wanted too as well. That was the most physical contact we had in years. We exchanged numbers and once again he said he would hit me up. It’s been almost a month and I haven’t heard anything. What’s a boy to do?

Guy Salazar

 

Dear Door-Mat,

So what you’re telling me is that you have been holding onto a man that has repeatedly ditched, flaked, and ignored you, and you want to know what you should do?! Well dear, the only thing I can tell you is that you need to either Get a Clue, or sit by the phone. Or you can stop this foolishness and stop convincing yourself that you can find love with a MAN, it’s Un-natural and disgusting! How Dare You waste my precious time with such garbage!

Stupid clingy bottom,

Shealita.
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Hey, Babay! Miss Shealita Answers ALL Your Questions!

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Oh, my Wonderful little Christ Crusaders!! I hope you all had a very splendid and an uplifting Halloween celebration, mine wasn’t so great. I was going to be Beyoncé, but I couldn’t find a Fake Pregnant belly bump that folded in when I sat down. But it’s so good to be back with you once again. I have missed you so much!  I have been away for some time but falling in and out of rehabilitation and correctional facilities will do that. I have been so antsy pantsy to get back here to help and advise you poor, misguided, confused Godless Homosexual people; with the best advice that a loving and caring White Supremist and Bigoted Christian Woman can give. And if you don’t like my views or my advice, well then you can take it to someone who cares, because in the end you’re still going to hell, and I’m a Lovely White Woman.

 

Hey, Babay!

My fiancé just had an abortion and I’m Pro-Life. How soon is too soon to dump her?
John Thomas Finn

 

Dear Weak Minded Fool,

I am deeply troubled to read that you have allowed her to breathe another gasp of air after finding out that she has murdered your child. Have you lost your way as a man? Where are your balls sir!? I suggest you march right back into that house, grab the nearest baseball bat, and you do the Great Lord’s work! Send that unwashed, impure, tainted, troubled soul back into the Arms of Jesus so that he may have pity on her! Once you are done, dump the body on a Muslim family’s front lawn, that way we can alert the media that a Muslim man murdered your poor fiancé. This country is for Jesus!

Warm Blessings,
Shealita.

 

Hey, Babay!

Is there any hope in a relationship where the age difference is 22 years? Like how does a 19 year old bring home someone who is just 5 years younger than his mother?
Jean Yves.

 

Dear Daddy Loving Power Bottom,

I think you got some God Damn nerve to not only spit in your mothers face for being a vile sodomite Queer, but you have the audacity to take a load from an OLD MAN!? What is wrong you, you nasty people?! Do you think its normal for someone of your age to be dating someone in such an advanced stage of their life? And that goes for the Old Man that is picking up children like a hungry pedophile! Nasty Sodomites will burn in the hottest part in Hell that is reserved for them, Right next to the Jews for their Act in the Execution of White Jesus. What you need to do is use your knees for praying and not swallowing Babies by the gulp! You need the Lord’s Forgiveness. If you really like older guys then the only Middle aged man that should be deep inside you and in your life happens to be a handsome Jew Carpenter, and his name is Jesus Christ. Let Him in!

Amen,
Shealita.

 

Hey, Babay!

How do I break the news to my very Christian parents that I’m going to become a boy soon?
Mac Milan

 

Dear Lost Soul,

Well first off I hope you understand that what you are thinking of doing is an ABOMINATION! It’s a spit in the face of the Baby Jesus, and questioning Gods Divine Method! Instead of thinking of different ways to break the news to them that their little darling is about to become a Frankenstein Monster Transsexual Boy, how about you think about how this is going to break their hearts! What you need to do is suppress and ignore these urges/feelings/emotions because they are nothing more than Satan whispering in your ear and convincing you of such atrocities. The best plan to go forward is to focus on pleasing your parents rather than yourself, as the Bible says, Honor thy father and mother, and make sure they are happy, cause that’s all that matters, is their happiness. We all know to be a Good Person, one must accept Jesus into his heart and be a good Christian, and to be a Good Christian we must void out any thoughts or ideas that make us “different” from the rest of the Flock.  We are the Sheep, Jesus is the Shepard. You wouldn’t want to be a scared lost little lamb, would you? I didn’t think so.

Go with Christ’s Love,
Shealita

 

Hey, Babay!

Is it wrong to stalk my sexy stepson on Facebook? And also is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about him?
John Farley.

 

Dear Pervert Fuck,

I think you and your kind should be rounded up and shot in a field. How dare YOU ask ME such a disgusting question! It’s pedophile bastards like yourself that have infiltrated our Church System and tried to take us down! But we aren’t a frail 9 year old who can’t put up a fight and lays there crying, waiting for it to be over as he wonders what kind of God would allow his Holy men to do this to him. We will stand up to you and the demons that scour this land. I have also contacted the Local Authorities, and they should be there any minute to raid your child porn riddled computer. I hope they rape you to death in prison.

The Lord works in Mysterious ways,
Shealita

 

Heya, Babay!

I’ve been to the Free Clinic and they keep telling me that I’m negative and free of STDs. Do you think that they are lying and just laughing at me when I leave, hoping I die?
Isis Vermouth

 

Dear Tacky Dumb Bitch,

I don’t understand how dumb you can be. At first it was cute, but now it’s getting sad and frequent. That “clinic” you go to is just my spare room you stumble into when you’re high on drugs. I sit there at my writing desk with a fake beard on, have you show me your asshole, piss in a cup and tell you that you are fine and clean. But in reality you are as positive as an optimistic person look on life. I’m surprised you have made it this long, but then again, it is Christmas soon and I have been praying extra hard to Jesus to send you back to Hell. See you at our next appointment, Saturday night at 4am. Dumb Cunt.

Fuck off and die already,
Shealita

 

DISCLAIMER: The opinions within this article are soley the views of Shealita Babay and do not represent the opinions of GaySocialites.com, Charles Winters Information Management or likely anyone else alive. Should you take offense to items within please send all hate mail to shealita@gaysocialites.com and/ or leave comments to the right of the story.


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