When police evicted the Occupy Wall Street’ers from Zuccotti Park early Tuesday, many protesters didn’t take the NYPD seriously and were forced from the park. Most of them were arrested so they lost their make-shift tents, bongs and other valuables in the park. One man, however, lost something he holds near, dear and sometimes inside him.
This former Zuccotti Park occupier needs your help. He posted the ad below on craigslist in a desperate plea to retrieve his 11′ black dildo back.
It’s all fun and games until someone looses their vibrator.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg said that all of the items collected during Tuesday morning’s raid are available at the sanitation department. If this man’s big black dildo is in the mix, like everyone else; he will be required to go to the building where the city is housing the garbage trucks used to remove the items left in the park and dumpster dive for it.
If he does find his 11″ adult toy, appropriately endorsed by a porn star, the procedure is that he must put claim on it and hope no one else does the same. If two people try to put their prints on the big black dildo, they will both be asked to show some sort of proof of ownership… (I can only start to imagine how that might possibly end up). Should two people step up call dibs on the dildo, they could end up in arbitration letting the courts decide who is the rightful owner.
If you happen to have any information on this man’s lost item, you can contact him using the craigslist e-mail above.
Whether you agree with the Occupy Wall Street protest or not, we encourage you to help. No one, and I mean no one, should be deprived of their sex toys no matter how careless they were with it.