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Fleshlight offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million!


Since Lindsay Lohan has pretty much zero chances of ever being a serious actress again because her only current project is a stunt-casting, the word is that her only option left is porn, to which I say: no thank you. But since she already showed off the firecrotch to her family for nearly $1 million, the good people at Fleshlight want to make a mold of that firecrotch so that they can manufacture it and make a whole bunch of firecrotches for your masturbatory needs!

TMZ reports: The honchos from an adult entertainment company called Fleshlight have fired over a letter to Lohan’s reps … hoping to seal a deal with the actress which would allow the company to take a mold of LiLo’s lady parts to produce “authentic” Lindsay Lohan sex toys. Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment …  loads of XXX actresses — including Jesse Jane and “Nailin’ Palin” star Lisa Ann –  have copied their private parts for sex toys. We’re told Lindsay hasn’t seen the offer yet … but sources close to the actress tell us, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.”

My oh my, hell is for sure freezing over. More to come as the story develops..

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