Let me introduce you to Caiden Cowger. He’s a 14-year-old radio talk show host who has the voice like a 70 year old televangelist and the education and mindset of a… wait-for-it…. West Virginian!
As you watch the video below, please keep a few things in mind.
1. This takes place in West Virginia.
2. People aren’t too smart in West Virginia.
3. The straight 14 year old girls in West Virginia are probably either mothers or pregnant for the most part.
4. If Cowger is correct with his facts, then there are tons of gays in West Virginia, and we should all move there.
Watch the video, compliments of TMZ: