I came across this little ditty on the internet created by writer and boy-about-town, the devilishly handsome and charming Joshua Mayhew. A takeoff on the recent viral videos parodying “Shit [insert group] says,” I found this to be a laugh riot and think know you will too. And it features a few of NYC’s most colorful characters (read: my super sloppy friends). Lord knows many of these phrases have popped right outta my mouth too. Enjoy, kids!
