Our favorite pollsters at Manhunt have released another one of their infamous polls. This time, the topic is manscaping.
Category: Sex
Nuru Guru Lubrication: Now for gay couples!
The owner of Nuru Guru – the lubrication-of-the-future extraordinaire – is an absolute gem to work with. They were kind enough to drop-by to discuss Nuru Guru Lubrication, and explain that it’s really for everyone these days … not just heterosexual couples! Read closely, now…
Justin Bieber Sex Doll Hits The Market
Fans turned on by 18-year-old Justin Bieber now have an opportunity to get extremely intimate with him thanks to Pipedream Products. The adult sex toy website has just released the “Just-in Beaver” love doll, which has a box with a buff Bieber look-a-like wearing a sideways hat and sporting a boyish grin. Pipedream gives the following description of “Beaver”:
“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”
According to the Huffington Post, those wanting to purchase the doll can do so on Amazon, with prices ranging from $20 to $138. This isn’t the California-based company’s first foray in celebrity sex dolls. 19-year-old Miley Cyrus got the treatment with “Finally Miley.” But don’t expect the “Beavs” to be around for long.
Ohnotheydidnt is reporting the doll is unlicensed and the chances are it will not be available to the public for very long. The teen heart-throb could sue Pipedream for the use of his celebrity. It would not be the first time the “Girlfriend” singer went through with legal action. TMZ reported in February, Bieber and his people handed a cease and desist order to RC3 for developing a mobile game app called “Joustin’ Beaver.” A cartoon beaver Bieber must fend off the evil “phot-hogs.” RC3 rejected the demand for they claimed the game is a parody and is protected under First Amendment rights.
There has been no word yet from the Bieber camp at this time. Gaysocialites will keep you updated as this story develops.
PROFESSIONAL SEXIN': A Look into the Life of a High-Class Gay Escort
Sometimes, in describing to someone what I do, I find myself compelled to sweeten things a bit. It doesn’t seem to matter whether I care what this person thinks, whether or not I like them, or whether I think they’re judging me on how carefully reasoned my responses are. It’s something more innate to the nature of what I do and more specifically to the prevention of negative reaction from any potentially interested parties. In essence, it’s something I find I just have to do.
I don’t ever mean to present my career as a nonstop glamourama of money and cocks and presents and travel. It isn’t. There are parts of it that are very financially (and otherwise) rewarding, and parts of it that are tedious and awful. But for some reason, whenever I talk about it–the way someone who works at a bank or does data entry might talk about their job – bemoaning a terrible boss or a situation with a coworker–I feel nearly ashamed to address any of the negative parts and simply gloss over them with a laugh and a hair toss.
“Oh no! I can always get it up! That’s never a problem!”
“No! But I can totally see why you’d think a drunk man throwing up on my shoe in his hotel lobby might ‘kill the mood!’”
“Haha! No! It’s no trouble at all! I love keeping my gentials precision groomed at all times ‘just in case!’”
I haven’t worked out exactly why this is, but my suspicion is that I’m ever in fear of the “Well – maybe you shouldn’t be a PROSTITUTE then, hmm?” reaction. Needless to say, I’ve gotten that before.
Underground Thursday: "Inside World" by WhoMadeWho
Great song from Scandanavian indie provocateurs WhoMadeWho, with a sharply satirical video (after the jump).
