We’re back! After the last few days off, we’re ready to hit the ground running!
What happened you might ask….
Essentially, some fat ass geek decided to create malware that attacked our site highjacking all of our links and ads redirecting them to God know where. You know the type. The big slobby guy who always wears sweat pants and considers comic books to be fine literature. He’s the one who likely didn’t even ask none to prom, because “it’s stupid an will live at home with mom and the cats until she meets our maker at which time he will be alone and have no one to listen as he brags and snorts thinking of all the sites who lost a great deal of revenue due to his immaturity.
To him I say: 1. Fuck you and 2. Your mom doesn’t think you’re funny either. Move out of her house and set her free (and just in case that hypothetical situation doesn’t fit the actual person whose malware crippled GaySocialites.com over the past several days, I say: we’ll always be prettier and better liked. So there!
And we thank you for the summer vacation and the time to have a little work done! Please excuse us as we work to upload all of the files. Suggestions are welcomed!