No carbs, gurls! That’s all I keep hearing in my head as we get closer to Pride Weekend here in New York City. Sure, I’ve dieted before but truth be told I’ve become a sort of lazy ass in that department. I also will not get all head on anorexic on you nor will I discover what the other end of a toothbrush is really used for. No, I’ll go with the absolutely ridiculous diet thought up by none other than Karl Lagerfeld.
Taking a quick look at some of his tips makes one realize what a brilliant psychopath he is in designing clothes but a little daft in the diet department. Three little notes about the diet are as follows: do NOT exercise as this will only make you hungry (I like this one. What else ya got?), do NOT save any leftovers as this will only cause you to eat (Stupid and wasteful), and stuff your face wit flambeed guinea fowl Umm… what the fuck?). To say this guy sounds like a pompous asshole is only scratching the surface but… admit it, he’s fucking brilliant with clothing design.
Screw it all. I’m off to McDonald’s!