FASHION FOCUS: Swim for it!!

Welcome back to FASHION FOCUS kids. :-)

The time has come. That sexy, steamy season is back and the meat is running in the streets! Everyone has shed those fashionable, yet oppressive outer layers. Just yesterday I saw two ladies with the most sheer dresses I’ve ever seen off the runway! Not to mention the dresses were NUDE. It’s a good thing there was a breeze …..  (I just had an idea for a future FF…. stay tuned. Think, sheer, sweaty, sticky)

Anyhoo, while we’re basking in all the sexy “S” words, why don’t we dive into Swimwear! ‘Tis the season to find the nearest watering hole and strip down to your bikinis, thongs, board shorts, low-rise briefs, jammers, or nothing at all! If you are outdoors where water is involved you’re gonna have at least one pair of swim trunks around. Some have many that only get wet in the washing machine (guilty). What’s your fancy??  What kinda beach suit do you get into? The options are limitless, it seems. Naturally, I ran a search on _________ (hehe) for “men’s swimwear trends 2012″. The first site up was www.internationaljock.com. This site is VAST!! Here are a few examples…

 

stripe swim boxer $79

 

I just clicked view all and the options were endless….

 

 

 Surf-Style Square Cut, $46

 

Plaid Cocktail Shorts, $80

Bi Flex Swim Trunk Gingham $45

and for you kids with a ….   purpose

Enhancing Cheek Boxer $22

Pouch Enhancing Bikini $17

Joe Snyder Lycra Bikini $20

and these Hugo Boss numbers (below) at $49 and $59 …  I’d do these!

 

Swimwear ads are everywhere and we see glistening, perfectly built bodies. Condragulations to you if you have one of these amazing bodies! I know it takes work…. I, however, am not one of you…. not even close. And That’s OK! ha!!  (but if the love handles were to fall off I would NOT object).  ;-) As I tend to overload you with imagery anyway, I won’t flood you with a bunch of photos you can easily find yourself. Just a couple here and a pair there to darken the punctuation marks!

 

Swimwear in print…

tasty, right? (in MY opinion, a hairy torso would be the icing on the cake in the photo above…. but that’s just me)  hehe

 

Swimwear on the runway…

**interesting show here… lotsa lotsa lotsa looks!**

 

Swimwear at the beach….. photos by yours truly

Classy Older Gentleman cut, fully supportive and flattering

The cute couple….

and the unknowingly synchronized suits…

tiny blues hugging the fuzzy bump!

“on display on display!” (for you RHONJ fans}!

a “nice to meet you, let me sit down and talk to you guys for a sec” swimsuit

(a personal favorite)

a burning man spirit suit

a post-SPANK party suit situation

Johnathan’s boots…..  to accessorize his swimwear

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SO…..   have you started thinking about how you want your basket and cakes displayed yet?

Did you forget we were discussing swimwear? hahahaha!  Be bold and grab a new suit or flaunt the old faithful suit or suits. Take ‘em out and let the watering hole HAVE it!!

Or, your birthday suit is just as appropriate if you have the desire to go without! Whatever you do when you Swim For It….

L oo k  How You Want to  F E E L  !!

 

See you next go ’round….  Keep your FOCUS

 

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Written by Ricky Jones

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