We would like to apologize for the hiccup yesterday. We know that some of you experienced an error on the site for a majority of the afternoon. We would like to explain what happened…
…but who knows? The leadership around this place is sometimes questionable (at best). We work for an unpredictable, hot-head lunatic (Charles), a drunken “realist” who often leaves Demanda Dahling in charge (Thomas), a pretty boy geek who speaks above all of our heads – when he speaks (Joshua Sean) and onewho refers to our CEO as Miranda simply because he dresses like a lesbian and has red hair (Christopher). On top of that, they’re all highly trained “actors”, “models” and/or “triple threats”.
On top of all that, the staff-alcoholic who babbles about God-only-knows-what daily in a column that has become one of our most popular (Kevin Novinski) was just promoted to Editor-at-Large.
Having said all this, who knows what happened yesterday. It could have been anything from the aforementioned leadership huffing glue and hitting the wrong button to some of the rank-and-file sabotaging the system for nothing more than an afternoon off.
Let’s just hope it doesn’t happen any time soon. We also hope you’ll accept our apology.